A public warning has been issued about the West Nile Virus in Memphis, Tennessee. Of all the cities near a body of water, WHY MEMPHIS, TN?!

oh, wait, that gives me an excuse to not want to go outside. 
oh, wait, my parents probably will still want me to go outside
oh, wait, i can make more excuses to not go outside
oh, wait, maybe i can't
oh, wait, this list will end